birthday morning breakfast

birthday card #1
"happy almost 30th birthday! i'm glad you were born today. you can pick the position letter tonight...or now if you want, birthday boy. love, anna"

simpsons lighters
with a pack of cigarettes and a note attached: "i couldn't find just bart and i don't know what your original one looked like. however, you can now switch it up and there are multiples in case you do lose one or give it away and not get it back."

pulp fiction pillows
left on the couch

colour me hip hip coloring book
comes with a new box of crayons

Understand Rap book
with a post it on the cover: "in case you ever get confused on what your favs are ACTUALLY saying."

Kanye West: Glow In The Dark Tour Book

Birthday Lunch Things
mario mushroom cupcakes, 28 individual and "28" in balloon form, tmnt pinata attached to the ceiling, and goody bag (contains one of those hands that sticks to stuff, a tube of bubbles, and assorted candies

Maro Kart Remote Control Car
with note: "happy birthday, brad. we're glad we don't have to buy something with cats on it for once (though we have to admit it was tempting). have a great day! - the speckharts. p.s. feel free to run it into anna's feet as much as you want. if she complains, tell her we told you to"

birthday card #2
"it's still your birthday! i hope your day is going so great that you're learning to maybe not hate this holiday, too.

two bonnaroo tickets
with note: "now you can get your kanye on. totally returnable if you can't make it!"

birthday card #3
"you're probably happy your birthday is almost over, but here it is one more time. happy birthday, babycakes! i love you. thank you for being a good sport. - foolio"

"why you're better than zac efron" list
signed: "by anna speckhart who is not lying about anything on here even if she tries to act like she was"