parabens, cristiano!

happy birthday, cristiano!
this is not a day closer to the end. this is not the beginning of being another year old. this is the beginning of the next best year of your life. this is the celebration of 32 years of cristiano ronaldo dos santos aveiro. this is your day. i love you. have the best day!
from karlie xo

BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST

breakfast - pre-ordered by karlie, made by henrique
crepes with assorted fillings on demand, eggs, fruit, jamon, coffee, milk, juice

note - presented by cristiano junior
"it's a birthday scavenger hunt! take your favorite assistant and find your presents using the clues in the bigger envelope. but until you're ready for that, enjoy this pokemon game from el hormiguero that you wanted. parabens, babe! p.s. one of the clues is on the way to training so your sidekick can't help you with that one, but just read it before you go."

SCAVENGER HUNT

clue #1: "be on the lookout while you drive for these messages in the sky." - five billboards on the way to rm city with custom messages from his family on them a la drake for rihanna
1. a billboard with a picture of cris and junior playing soccer and a birthday cake drawn by junior.
2. a billboard with "happy birthday, cristiano! from kk, kk, kk, kk and tk"
3. a billboard with a birthday message from dolores & co
4. a billboard with "i don't know about you but i'm feeling 32. oh wait, that's you!" with a picture of cristiano with a photoshopped birthday hat on his head.

clue #2: "cachorros go here when they have no furever home. while you can't have them all, you can play with them for awhile." - leads to el refuigo
present: 3,200€ donation to el refuigo and permission to run around with the dogs for as long as he'd like

clue #3: "32 is making you feel like you're 82, but you have 6 year old who wants to ride bikes with you 32 times around the park. enjoy your day with your son who loves you 32 times over and over and over again" - park bike rides with junior


clue #4: "it's been a long day of (hopefully) some of your favorite things. now go have a favorite meal with your favorite people. i'll see you soon, my love. have some meat for me" - buy out of tatel for private birthday dinner
birthday dinner with his whole family including his siblings and nieces & nephews, jorge & his wife, ricky and miguel and their wife/girlfriend, etc with karlie's card already the books to pay for it.

clue #5: "bidi bidi bom bom" - comes with an address to his next location...